pet peeves

Ø Homes that stink like an ocean of cat piss. Barf.

Ø City crews taking a 2 hr nap
on your parkway,
while they wait for a supervisor
(who is probably asleep somewhere else).
Not on my dime.

Ø Nosey, snoopy, meddling neighbors. myob.

Ø Mail that gets smashed & torn,
because there is too much to fit
in the mailbox. postal pride.

Ø Lazy pigs at the beach, who can’t walk
20 feet to the trash can,
& just leave a pile of filth
where they parked their fat oshiris all day.
gutter rot.

Ø The loud obnoxious cell phone user in the next booth, at your favorite eatery. Shut up.

Ø Parents who buy booze for their under age kids. Baka.

b.q.