Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Surgeon Needed

Does anyone know of a good heart surgeon? I will soon be requiring the service of one. I am not quite sure how long one can live with their heart in their throat. This is usually not a big problem. I normally can swallow real hard and down it goes back into my chest. Lately though, my children (more so my little boy), drives it right back into my throat with his daring antics. For instance, who said he could ride his bike as a 3 year old and then crash it too. Isn't that asking a bit too much from a mama? I have been working on surpressing my OH SH*T! reflex, at least in public, but when I hear the thud of head to concrete I lose control. The SH*T hits the fan. I have included a little scenario of my daily heart relocation adventure.

Off to a great start.

Good job buddy!

Here it comes, OH SH*T!

O.K. Breathe and regroup.
" Be tuff babe, your doin great"
Swallow hard to relocate heart back into chest.


b.q. said...

...and to think you & your sisters never used helmets!

Anonymous said...

Awww -- well done to the little guy! And, thanks for stopping by my blog!


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