happy humpday!

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Excerpts from:: Human Body Factoids [http://bigjimindustries.com/wordpress]
+ It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
+ One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).
+ Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
+ There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
+ The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
+ Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
+ If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT::
~ 39 bank failures in the USA since the beginning of 2008.
~ Michael Phelps will swim in a meet in Charlotte in May;
ending his three-month suspension
for being photographed
inhaling something from a bong.
14 Olympic Gold Medals.
23 years old
Onward & upward.
~ The chances of having identical twins is about 1 in 285. Bingo.
~ A persevering Personal Trainer is an excellent investment in your future.

! inspiration ! short & sweet...

b.q.

p e t p e e v e s

+ Getting tired of the shovel after shovel
of team spain, the B.M. brains.
More proof that racial profiling
is target-generated,
not unjustly manufactured.
+ Freaks who call the wrong number,
but continue to call you,
over & over…especially late at night…
particularly from a prison in Alabama. Idiot.
+ Jerks that ask me which one
of my twins I like best.
Take your head out of your oshiri
before you talk to me again.
+ The mouthy know-it-all, who can’t help
blurting out an unwanted opinion,
& disrupts or destroys any conversation.
Shut Up.
+ The neighbor’s scruffy dog yapping
ALL NIGHT LONG.
+ The other neighbor’s roosters crowing
at 3 A.M.
+ The neighbors-in-foreclosure-who bailed,
leaving starving pets behind.

Hmmmm, despite all the annoying freak shows,

we’ve made it through another wacky week;

everyone is healthy & happy.

I can count my Blessings.

b.q.