Saturday, January 31, 2009

pet peeves

+ Women turning their wombs into clown cars.
+ The imbeciles who decided to provide
fertility drugs to assist the women in
their clown car insanity.
+ Credit card companies lowering limits,
while raising interest rates – watch out!
+ CEOs of failing companies still
expecting a golden umbrella.
+ Whiny men who can’t find their spines.
+ Whiny women who don’t know what a spine is.
+ Whiny kids being raised spineless.
+ Cat scratch fever
+ Zits…oh, aka adult acne. Right.
+ The disappearance of drive-in movie theaters.
+ p-nuts with salmonella.

On a happier note:
Once again, beach weather!
more fun in the sun...

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