Ø CSUN students who pig-park in front of our home,
taking up 2 spots at the curb, dumping their
fast food trash on the parkway, cleaning out their car,
beer cans & ashtrays into the street.
(Let me just take your crap &
dump it on your momma’s lap)
Ø Trash day scavengers at 3 A.M.
(it’s your life, but it’s MY sleep)
Ø Vicious dogs loose anywhere in public
(or really, it’s the idiot owners that deserve my wrath)
Ø When being P.C. precludes common sense
(you know who you are)
Ø Kids tormenting other kids relentlessly.
Sick & twisted.
(the parents are no doubt the same ones
with the vicious dogs)
Ø Citizen journalism gone wrong.
(evil with no oversight)
Ø Another City worker on my list:
the crossing guard who sleeps,
as kids run wild, crossing alone.
What a lazy useless lump of lard!
(complaint filed. kids at risk.
our taxes wasted for that ???)
Ø Financial illiteracy rampant in this nation.
(to the tune of :: bye, bye, ms american pie :: )
Ø Older very rude kids trick-r-treating
– late – no costume - no bag.
(is that a gun in your pocket???)